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Monday, July 06, 2009

Currently
E=MC2
By Mariah Carey
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One of those nights..

For the past few weeks, the routine has been:

Ione's Crib

Friday & Saturday nights
Mahjong & drinking

I'm serious

Last Friday (oh wait was it two weeks ago), we attempted to hit Space for Jun Meng's birthday. When we got there, Heritage was dead. So some smartypants suggested TTDI Plaza. When we got there, I was hungry! So we indulged in lutlut heeee! After lut lut, we all had to answer the call of nature for a bit. Being the only girl, I took the longest. When I came out, they all decided that we should just go back to my place to drink.

See? It's not like we didn't try!

Anyhos, back to the night. I totally forgot my sister telling me that her friends were coming over. And so, when we got back, them kids were fooling around in OUR territory!



The night went a lil like this:















So two monkeys decided that they weren't gonna just give up our territory like that. Them kids want it for a night, they've gotta earn it!




















Hos over bros Chee Wee. Sorry!

Anyhos, this was their "master plan" on how we can reclaim our territory.
I told Dezzie to negotiate with my sister,


































Wanna get the poor boy drunk yet still bitch behind him. Tsk tsk Dezzie























They got both my sister's guy friends pissed drunk and throwing up all over the toilet.
-_________-

























Not only they didn't manage to get the hall back, they also had to clean up after the two drunkards

So they decided to make the most outta their "efforts"



















-___________-

On a lighter note
, meow darling (Alice) is BACK! :D Been spending a couple of days with her, moi favo nail saloon kaki! <3 Her company is priceless! We got our nails done, dimsum-ed, karaoke-ed, and even down-ed WATER before. heeee! I missed her heaps! Gonna be so different when you go back meow Seeing her for another karaoke session morrow! YAY!

For now, Imma gonna have to give in to the night

Good night world!


Sunday, July 05, 2009

A strangled smile fell from your face
It kills me that I hurt you this way
The worst part is that I didn't even know
Now there's a million reasons for you to go
But if you can find a reason to stay
I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
Believe that I can change
I'll keep us together
Whatever it takes

If we're gonna make this work
You gotta let me inside even though it hurts
Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see
Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be
I know you deserve much better
Remember the time I told you the way that I felt
And that I'd be lost without you and never find myself
Let's hold onto each other above everything else
Start over, start over


Friday, June 26, 2009

One to Ten (No pictures I promise)

1. This is going to be an effing boring post with no pictures

2. I think I feel like uploading some pictures because the thought of this post being picture-less is killing me.

3. It's freaking 6.30am now and I'm so exhausted

4. I stayed up waiting for Dezzie to wake up after boozing with the boys.

5. Okay fine. They left around 5, and I only woke him up 30 minutes later because he has to wake up at freaking 8am  (which is in like 1 1/2 hours! :|)

6. The only reason I'm still awake is because I am an irresponsible daughter who couldn't be bothered to charge up my camera for my mum (she needs to use it tomorrow).

7. I WANT TO SLEEP SO BADLY!

8. I can't wait to watch Transformers after hearing all the kickass reviews from my ANNOYING FRIENDS WHO WATCHED IT WITHOUT ME!

9. Truth is, I have to watch it with Dezzie or he'd give me that I-SLAP-YOU face (the same one he did for Angels& Demons)

10. 8 & 9 was just something stupid I cooked up because I ran out of things to write.

11(hee!). I AM STILL GOING TO POST A PICTURE. Okay maybe 2. (Sorry but I can't help myself =\)



A Hibiscus I stole from Andrew's neighbor. heee!



EM WAS DOWN IN KLANG! :|



So was Tara! And this is her and her Dreamweaver coach. heee!



Oh Dezzie <3

xo, bitches!


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Currently
Battlefield
By Jordin Sparks
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Ione will only stop blogging when...

she f-ing exceeded her Xanga photo upload quota!

Yeah I know I've whined about it before but another time won't kill you ay? hee hee! Really upset me can. The thought of being able to upload like a zillion pictures and drive my friends up the wall makes me HAPPY! I love seeing an insane number of pictures in every post, and how people complain about how damn time consuming it is to load my blog.

"Ione! Nothing to type is it? Picspicspics!!??"

technically I'm typing f-ing a lot can.
1 picture = 1000 words.

Every post =  around 50 pics AT LEAST
Hence, I have 5000 words in every post can!
You do the math!

"@#$%$^&#$%#@$ IONE YOUR EFFING BLOG CAN ONLY BE LOADED ON MOZILLA. IE CANNOT SUPPORT KNOW? CAN CUT DOWN ON THE # OF PICS NOT?"

Answer is NOT! heeee!

Mind you, posting picture is effing time consuming. I could sit around and type words all day, but you wouldn't be bothered to read would you?

Words are, in general, BORING! heeeeeee!

I've been contemplating to relocate. MWordpress or something, but heck. I can't be bothered. Quite troublesome can! Besides, I still love Xanga because it sounds cool.

SO... after all this while, this not-so-tech-savvy girl found a way to end her misery.

IMAGESHACK BABY!

I asked around (okay actually 3 people max), but end of the day, I decided to go to my best friend.

GOOGLE.COM!

All I did was type in, "How to upload unlimited pictures into your blog for free"

Ooooh effing loads of solutions can.

I heart Google!

Okay here comes my new best friend, ImageShack! <3


*PiC-StoP*

Yang Berbahagia JF's bash!

About 2 days before his birthday, he sent a global text that went something like this:

"Bro bro ku yang sekalian. I will be celebrating my birthday on **** at Poppy Garden. All must come, and no excuses. Yang berbahagia, JF."

Oh wtf can!

Cheers birthday boi!

Okay this is my first time with imageshack. I know the pictures are a lil oversized but I can't be bothered to resize them. Quite jialat can!

AND them pictures are in reverse order.

How the hell was I supposed to know Imageshack would reverse them for me!? pffft!

Will do better next time



Tuu lah yang berbahagiaa! *girls scream*



V - Ione - Chee Wee - Tara



MY FURBALL!

and THESE....



are my partners in crime!






Thought their black shirts were effing boring. Couldn't help but try and zhng the picture, heee!



Tara & Vishnu.
Love Tara's hair here! <3





Their same ol flaming for the birthday boi!






LATE COMER!





Din't wanna post this picture but Chee Wee effing lan yeng can!



Foo: CHEE WEE YOU MOFO! YOU ARE THE NO.1 PUBLIC ENEMY!
I wonder why, HA HA HA HA HA!



That MOTHER FUCKER FOO!



LITERALY



FORCED DEZZIE TO GIVE HIM A BIRTHDAY KISS!



I DUNNO WHY THE FUCK HE HAD TO KISS DEZZIE BACK LOR!
SEE HOW EFFING CLOSE THEIR LIPS ARE?
T_____________T

Sigh. All these evidence yet people still say I think too much when I accuse Foo of wanting to steal my cookie



Chee Wee: MOFO KISS DES DON'T KISS ME LA NOW?



Ione - Desmond - Vishnu - Alex - Foo - Renee - Chong Lun - Chee Wee - Andrew - Racheal



Rach & Foo





What's all this excitement about!??






These bitches decided to make him blow off a candle since he insisted that he didn't want a cake wtf



V & Lalang



Tara: Eh blow la Foo. Don't act ah you.



BAH! Duwan to say anything la wtf












Foo & Jeremy















Chong Lun: Eeeii! Why you crying baby?

Renee: Seeing Foo so happy, makes me feel so touched T.T






Act chio! hee hee hee!




Ione: Eh eh! I want in!






GROUPIE!



Moi & Birthday boi!



Birthday boi & V



See Tara's muka I-wanna-pinch-his-nipples?











Uh-oh..




DIE FOO!!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!








Foo: Oi you gonna get me some shots a not?

Des: zzzzzzz



Des: Take my card and just swipe for any damn shot you want la!



It's my birthday bitches!






Yours truly






eeee comel!





Ione: Lame lame lame!



LAME LA!



Truth was I wanted in





We know you love us




On the way up, Tara decided to :|



This picture was taken a while ago.



Alex was explaining to us about some people (NOT FOO) who's ears were too small for their size.
Dezzie and I were trying to compare our ears, so yeah

Oooh me love! heeee!

xo, bitches!


Saturday, June 13, 2009

Currently
CANSEI DE SER SEXY
By CSS
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Holidays around the corner, again!

Imma gonna have another holi-oli-day. I know my course is ridiculous but hey, it's not like I knew before I signed up. I just got lucky ;)

I have another 2 assignments and an exam before I can finally scream "FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMM!" but I'm such a lazy ass and have yet to start on anything! I HAVE AN EXAM WTF! This course is supposed to be exam free. But that's not the worst part, THE FUCKING EXAM = 50%.

FAIL EXAM = FAIL SUBJECT!

Scary can?

Sigh. Pray to your lucky stars for me will you? Exam's Monday. heee!

This should e a productive weekend but sigh. I spent my whole afternoon at SS2 watching those monsters devour RM2xx of durians. BUT, I had my KTZ after that wheeeeeeeee! I thought of doin a lil bit of my assignment when I got home but.....yeah. I'm blogging T_T

The boys are coming over later. This is becoming a weekly routine aaahh! My house is turning into our favourite Saturday night spot.

Oh and I've been missing for a while because

I EXCEEDED MY LIMIT!

YES!

I CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES ANYMORE!

I never knew there was a fucking QUOTA to how many pictures I am allowed to upload! pfffffft!

wtf am I supposed to do? T_T

help?



Ok, Ione is going to TRY to at least cook up an introduction to her paper.


xo bitches!



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